There's more to Eva Longoria than her vibrator...

The insightful snarks at Dlisted were kind enough to pass this gem along today. Sadly, in letting the image speak for itself, they offer no clue as to its origin. No matter...
A valid question, no? Well, we decided to compile some theories...

• Her comprehensive middle east peace plan was deemed too complex to unleash on the masses... yet.
• The press is simply baiting her inevidable "Tony Parker vs. Dildo" comparison.
• Vibrators are the new "pet dog in handbag" celebrity trend. Seriously, ask Kate Moss.
• After subjecting the world to the details of her Brazilian wax aided sexual awakening, aren't the divulsion of her autoerotic exploits the next logical step? She has much to teach, and her public wants - nay, needs - to learn.
• Hot chick. Vibrator. What's not to love? Ladies & gentlemen, we've found the next Sharon Stone.

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The Question on Everyone's Mind [Dlisted]