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Thursday, October 20, 2005

Jeanine Pirro's latest diarrhea of the mouth...

Jeanine F. Pirro (R, Westchester) is trying her hardest to win Hillary Clinton's senate seat in the upcoming midterm elections. Sadly, her "hardest" has thus far resulted in a campaign so frought with missteps, its almost become a national joke.

Her latest blunder:
During a speech to Chemung County Republicans on Tuesday night in Big Flats, Pirro continued her criticism of the Democratic-controlled Assembly for its refusal to adopt legislation that would civilly confine violent sex offenders after their prison sentences end.
"That's a difference between Democrats and Republicans -we don't want them next door molesting children and murdering women," said the Westchester County prosecutor..

Yes. Thats it. Where have we been all these years to never have made that connection before. Thank you Jeanine... now if you'll excuse us, we need to go find some rapists to hug.

Naturally, Hillary's campain managers promptly shit themselves upon hearing her comments, and popped open yet another bottle of champaign. Said Clinton advisor Howard Wolfson...
"Ms. Pirro's comment is an affront to common decency and an outrageous insult to
the 51/2 million law-abiding Democrats in our state.."

So who came out of this one smelling like roses, and who continues to appear like a crazy prosecutorial extremist? If only Jeanine's handlers could just get her to never speak (no. really... never), she may actually have a fighting chance.

1 Comments:

Blogger Fang said...

Re Pirro: It went on....

Pirro in Radio Daze
New York Post, by Frederic U. Dicker

Original Article

Posted By:HogPilot, 10/19/2005 4:40:43 AM

ALBANY — Republican Senate hopeful Jeanine Pirro sought to energize her struggling campaign against Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton yesterday with her first radio commercial — but again found herself dogged by gaffes.--snip--Pirro responded, "I got to tell you, was it my best day? Absolutely not. Am I better than that? Absolutely not (sic)."
source: lucianne.com

7:43 AM

 

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