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Friday, October 21, 2005

B-Lo Living: Mayoral Debate Drinking Game!

As we're relatively certain we never would have made it through last night's Buffalo Mayoral Debate 2005! without some form of inebriation, we crafted a simple yet effective drinking game:

Drink every time one of the candidates uses the phrase "comprehensive plan" (chug if they use it more than once in a sentance).

As such, we may still be drunk... on Tuesday.

Overall, the debate was every bit the half-hearted catfight we all expected it to be, with Byron Brown (D) and Kevin Helfer (R) unimaginatively attacking each other's political records, and Judith S. Einach (Green Party) and Charles J. Flynn (I) trying desperately not to look like hood ornaments.

We won't even attempt to recap the infighting... instead, we'll leave you with this in summary: they all have a "comprehensive plan". Some have several "comprehensive plans". Some of their "comprehensive plans" include creating more "comprehensive plans". And each of their "comprehensive plans" is much better than all the other three's "comprehensive plans" combined.

Now if you'll excuse us, we need to locate our bottle of Excedrin.


SOURCE >>
Brown-Helfer duel enlivens debate [Buffalo News]

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