Gay Friend Attempts Self Conversion, Fails.

After years of unsuccessfully attempting to convert unwitting breeder-boys, my eternally frustrated best friend temporarily falls in love with a set of boobs last Saturday. I'm certain this was in no way related to the gallon of Stoli he consumed this particular evening. Sadly, this star-crossed romance was not to be. Said friend discovered later in the week that while they maybe fun, boobies are in no way a suitable cock replacement. Le Sigh.

Months of gratuitous mockery will clearly follow. I did the honors of getting the ball rolling:

FuzeLineUSA: so, the whole straight scare thing was a PR stunt wasn't it..
FuzeLineUSA: like tom cruise jumping the couch
FuzeLineUSA: you jumped the cooch
FuzeLineUSA: oh thats so an away message
[Redacted]: HAHAHA

This boy needs a new publicist.